Satire story: Scientists Healed From Too Much Concern About Mars' Southern Pole

MESMARIA, Md. -- Scientists have been disturbed for decades about why Mars' southern polar cap is offset from its geographical south pole. It was getting so that these scientists were damaging their health over the Scientists Healed From Too Much Concern About Mars' Southern PoleSatire about

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Satire story: Scientists Healed From Too Much Concern About Mars&#39; Southern Pole