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Elizabeth Taylor (RIP) has just died and one of her last wishes was not to join ex-hubby, Richard Burton, in heaven (he's too busy reciting "undermilkwood" over and over again), she only wants to be Screen Icon, Elizabeth Taylor (rip) Joins Wacko Jacko In Orbit!Satire about

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