Satire story: Seagull Moves Up

A seagull in Aberdeen which used to steal packets of crisps from a newsagent, much to the amusement of locals, was today arrested whilst trying to rob a petrol station at gunpoint. Seagull Moves UpSatire about

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Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....