Satire story: Seasons Greedings: Let's Keep Christ Out of Christmas

When my computer committed some sort of technocide last December, I found myself with extra time to kill in my day where I used to be online, like twelve Seasons Greedings: Let's Keep Christ Out of ChristmasSatire about

Aries horoscope

All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......