Satire story: Second Darwinius Masillae Found

A second 'missing link' fossil has been found in Germany within a few weeks of the first. This specimen is slightly older and not in anywhere near as good condition, but there are sufficient similarities Second Darwinius Masillae FoundSatire about

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Correlating facts is an awesome responsibility. Are you sure you're up to it? Your lucky horse for today is: Sombrero's......