Satire story: Seismic Double Whammy As Winter Solstice And Lunar Eclipse Trigger Major Earthquakes

Pacific Ocean - (Tremors): A Winter solstice delirium tremens hit South Eastern Iran today. The 7.4 magnitude quake near the holy city of Bam also triggered a seismic tipple - er...ripple!- effect that battered Japan's Bonin Seismic Double Whammy As Winter Solstice And Lunar Eclipse Trigger Major EarthquakesSatire about

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