Satire story: Senator Charles 'The Tumor' Schumer Bags Bigfoot On First Nebraska Hunting Trip

Career urbanite, ultra-liberal, and New York Senator Charles Schumer spoke before a group of hunters and outdoorsmen in Omaha, Nebraska in an attempt to solidy support from the over 225 million Americans that own firearms Senator Charles 'The Tumor' Schumer Bags Bigfoot On First Nebraska Hunting TripSatire about

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