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New York - (Supernova News): A Bull Run message from the Gods? World financial markets are on a knife edge ahead of Tuesday's stunning Capricorn solar eclipse. The phenomenon is empowered by the kind of unprecedented, non-Clintonian Sensational Solar Eclipse For Tuesday's New York Stock Exchange BirthdaySatire about

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