Satire story: Shell Oil Ordered To Suspend Alaska Drilling Pending Corrupt Bastards Court Case

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): The 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals has ordered Shell Oil to stop exploratory drilling off the North Alaska coast until the VECO corruption trials involving Alaskan politician members of Shell Oil Ordered To Suspend Alaska Drilling Pending Corrupt Bastards Court CaseSatire about

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