Satire story: Shock As Rooney Signs 5 Year Deal With Man U And Rest of Team Quits In Protest!
In a late breaking news with all the facts not in, reports have surfaced that petulant potato faced Wayne Rooney has signed a new 5 year contract with Manchester United. A teary eyed Colleen, his Shock As Rooney Signs 5 Year Deal With Man U And Rest of Team Quits In Protest!Satire aboutGemini horoscope
Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......
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