Satire story: Shoplifting Blamed For Federal Budget Deficit
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., April 16, 2010A report by the Government Accountability Office (GAO) has determined that everyday shoplifting is to blame for the bulk of the federal government's... Shoplifting Blamed For Federal Budget DeficitSatire aboutVirgo horoscope
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