Satire story: Shuttle Fixes Pats' Spy Satellite

The space shuttle Discovery returned last week from a successful mission in which it recalibrated the New England Patriots spy satellite, added possible playoff coordinates to the GPS system and also replaced the camera lenses Shuttle Fixes Pats' Spy SatelliteSatire about

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......