Satire story: 'Simon Cowell Ate My Beaver!' Sobs 'Britain's Got Talent' Victim

Distraught talent-show contestant Marlene Ling claims that 'Baps', her trained beaver, was killed, cooked in a stir-fry Thai Red Curry and eaten by TV supremo Simon Cowell. "I'm gutted. Just like my poor Baps." sobbed 'Simon Cowell Ate My Beaver!' Sobs 'Britain's Got Talent' VictimSatire about

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