Satire story: Simon Cowell Is Not Officially Engaged To His 'Afghanistani Idol' Mezhgan Hussainy
BEVERLY HILLS - American Idol judge Simon Cowell has not finally decided to say cheerio, arrivederci, adios, au revoir, sayonara, and bye-bye to bachelorhood. The 50-year-old "Sultan of Sarcasm" has not revealed that he is tired Simon Cowell Is Not Officially Engaged To His 'Afghanistani Idol' Mezhgan HussainySatire aboutLibra horoscope
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