Satire story: Simon Cowell On "American Idol" Replacement: "My God, Isn't There A Bird Out There That Will Fit Into Paula Abdul's Old Dresses!"

Hollywood, California - Staying true to form, Simon Cowell inadvertently blurted out what he really thinks of Paula Abdul's contribution to the "American Idol" show when his microphone was left on picking up on a Simon Cowell On "American Idol" Replacement: "My God, Isn't There A Bird Out There That Will Fit Into Paula Abdul's Old Dresses!"Satire about

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