Satire story: Simon Cowell Wins Bafta Award For Recycled Rubbish

By an amazing stroke of coincidence yesterday, just as the coalition government chucked out New Labour's ridiculous 'Pay As You Throw' scheme, Simon Cowell stepped up to receive a BAFTA award - "For recycling Simon Cowell Wins Bafta Award For Recycled RubbishSatire about

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It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......