Satire story: "Sin Grasa, No Mancha"; Lotion Turns Man's Feet Into Udders; Spears Pops Out of A Lamp

In startling news today, it was discovered that the use of a product called, Udder Cream as a foot lotion could cause your feet to turn into udders. This was discovered while a North Carolina "Sin Grasa, No Mancha"; Lotion Turns Man's Feet Into Udders; Spears Pops Out of A LampSatire about

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