Satire story: Singer Susan Boyle Lanced!

Singer Susan Boyle admired Middle Ages jousting re-enactment tournaments so much, she recently signed on to participate as part of the Jester\'s Court jousting team. Armored in proper attire, the hefty singer was placed upon a Singer Susan Boyle Lanced!Satire about

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