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Sir Elton John and Sir David Furnish have been married in one of the first gay weddings in Britain. The ceremony at Windsor's Guildhall was attended by a number of the couple's closest and Sir Elton And Sir David Tie The KnotSatire about

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......