Satire story: Sir Minge Resigns: Was He Pushed, Or Did The Zimmer Collapse?

It's official! Sir Minge Campbell has resigned as sort-of leader of the Leb/Dim party type thing. The race is now on to find his sort-of successor type thingy. Sir Minge Resigns: Was He Pushed, Or Did The Zimmer Collapse?Satire about

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......