Satire story: Skating On Very Thin Ice!

Its almost that time of the year again-or rather next year-when ITV, that well known 'death wish' TV channel inflict their clapped out ice skating circus, "Dancing On Very Thin Ice" upon viewers yet again! Skating On Very Thin Ice!Satire about

Sagittarius horoscope

You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of......