Satire story: Slashnotes: Best of Slashnot Available Soon

Matthew writes: We're back from producing the Best of SlashNOT!--It's being published as we speak and will be available soon. As you can see, the satirical onslaught has resumed. I would like to take Slashnotes: Best of Slashnot Available SoonSatire about

Gemini horoscope

Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......