Satire story: Slight Weather Improvement To Encourage Morons To Create Weekend Traffic Chaos

The sunny weather predicted for this weekend is expected to cause traffic chaos as people attempt to take advantage of conditions that are a little bit different from normal. Slight Weather Improvement To Encourage Morons To Create Weekend Traffic ChaosSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....