Satire story: Snake Bites Boob And Dies of Silicone Poisoning!

A lusty snake (RIP), who shall remain nameless, has died after fancying a bit of tit. Unfortunately the tit was not a natural one, it was pumped full of silicone and after attempting to save Snake Bites Boob And Dies of Silicone Poisoning!Satire about

Libra horoscope

It's all one big crap chute anyhoo. Normally today wouldn't cause you any difficulties, but today might just go against......