Satire story: Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At Newcastle

Sol Campbell, the footballing journeyman signed this week by Premier League newboys Newcastle United, is to be afforded what has been called 'special protection' when he ventures out on Tyneside in an evening, due to Sol Campbell To Be Given 'Special Protection' At NewcastleSatire about

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