Satire story: Somali Pirates To Buy Manchester City

Mega-wealthy Somali pirates are set to buy Manchester City from current owner Sheikh Mansoor. At an estimated cost of 500 million the pirate consortium lead by Captain Jamel Sparrow will take control of the club before Somali Pirates To Buy Manchester CitySatire about

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