Satire story: Sorry, I Only Accept Communication Through Facebook Or Twitter Now

Now, at least 1,000 of my closest Internet friends know exactly what I'm up to for the next half hour or so. If you're not among them, or your stupid 20th century brain can't comprehend Sorry, I Only Accept Communication Through Facebook Or Twitter NowSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....