Satire story: Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease

WALKER-TX - The words of the theme song from Austin City Limits, 'London Homesick Blues' rang hauntingly true yesterday when a Texas man, after drinking several glasses of wine contaminated with athlete's foot fungus, tenia... Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth DiseaseSatire about

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