Satire story: Spock's Special Splendor Splattered In Spoof Spat

A spooked 'Mr. Spock', a lead character in the 'Star Trek' space series saw his spotless reputation splotched and his spouse spurned in a spontaneous spoof spat which has spun, spilled, spiraled, spewed and spread Spock's Special Splendor Splattered In Spoof SpatSatire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....