Aileen Key

Back in 1921, Aileen was first hired by talent scout Tami Duarte, licking dried and previously chewed gum off a series of road cones. Aileen Key was born witless in 1896, to comely parents Mark and Jane Key.

Although rumours abound about Aileen, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.

Aileen, who was once a fire fighter, now finds herself without a professional haircut.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
"Increasingly offensive but it's OK because it's a cartoon" show	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 6th November 2025, 21:00