Albert Sanchez

Back in 1997, Albert was uncovered, while working close by on another production, by someone pretending to be a director Kimberley Ewing, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. One of his first roles was as a computer salesman.

Four prongs short of a fork, Albert is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Although not his real name, Albert, who can bleed from the nose on command, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Albert Sanchez was born at breakfast time in 1980, to abusive and self-harming parents William and Sarah Sanchez.

Currently starring in:

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Blow me and I'll blow you away	Next showing: on iTelevision, on 10th November 2025, 21:30