Alexander Esparza

Alexander is a true exemplification of the proverb: rome wasn't built in a day. The talented Alexander Esparza was conceived in the family barn in Cheshire West and Chester, to abusive and self-harming parents Ralph and Nettie Esparza. On new year's eve, 1999, Alexander was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the agent, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.

The history of Alexander's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an egotistical engineer without the ability to read a map.

Four prongs short of a fork, Alexander is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb., Alexander, religious beyond hope, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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