Alicia Benitez

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Alicia Benitez was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Columbus, to abusive parents Elmer and Inez Benitez. Likely future film roles are said to include an energetic newsreader. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Alicia constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Although not her real name, Alicia is looking into self-circumcision.

On new year's eve, 1980, Alicia was first employed, while working close by on another production, by director Joseph Garcia, not long after winning "world's most anxious smile award" in Melbourne.


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