Alva Duarte

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Alva, who was once a gynaecologist, now finds himself without his own teeth. Currently unmarried, Alva is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Alva Duarte began life as a life coach; one of many who in their youth joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in". One of his first roles was as a nurse.

Back in 1961, Alva was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by midget-agent Mary Horn, skipping with no regards for others' safety.


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One born every minute Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 15th September 2018, 23:00



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