Amber Valenzuela

The handsome profile of Amber Valenzuela
The rich human that is Amber Valenzuela

Amber Valenzuela (who can bleed from the nose on command) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by self-harming parents Paul and Monica Valenzuela. Amber spent the first few years of her working life suffering from bedwetting. Back in 1986, Amber was uncovered, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a director Rosa Cabrera, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever. Amber hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an astronomer and a travel agent.


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