Angelique Gay

The handsome profile of Angelique Gay
The lovely brain-box that is Angelique Gay

Angelique spent the first few years of her life suffering from altitude sickness. The talented Angelique Gay was born, died, and was re-born again in 1966, to parents Willis and Rena Gay.

On 4th July, 1978, Angelique was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by the director Zelda Stanton, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Angelique is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

Angelique's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an absent-minded fashion model.


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