Arianna Roth

Though without a permanent home, or charm, Arianna constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Arianna Roth was conceived on a portentous day in North East Lincolnshire, to wonderful parents Franklin and Maria Roth. One of her first roles was as a mean-spirited shop assistant. In 1926, Arianna was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-director Ariana Larson, who decided then that she was perfect for almost every role ever.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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