Artie Rice

The bizarre dish that is Artie Rice

Artie, who was once a sassy policeman, now finds herself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill. Artie Rice was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Havering, to parents Charles and Courtney Rice.

Artie hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a fanatical receptionist and an able cat owner.

Without a reality to call his own, Artie is looking for any way out of the current situation. On 4th July, 1943, Artie was discovered by agent Susie Zhang, licking the dried remnants of food off someone else's comb.

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