Aubrey Lowery

The handsome profile of Aubrey Lowery
The chunky human being that is Aubrey Lowery

Aubrey is a true exemplification of the proverb: the more you stir, the more it stinks. Aubrey Lowery began life as an able newsreader; one of those who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.

Likely future film roles are said to include a malodorous teacher who is unable to tie his own shoes.

Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Aubrey turned into one of history's greatest (on-screen) monsters. On new year's eve, 1984, Aubrey was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Diego Vaughan, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.


Best known for:

Currently starring in:

Show Next showing
What does this smell like to you? This programme is currently not showing.




Cancer horoscope

Time is on your side, feel free to mix-it-up a little. Monkeys may go nuts for bananas, but Nutters don't give a monk......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed