Augusta Stafford

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The lickable thing that is Augusta Stafford

In the blink of an eye, Augusta is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". In 1912, Augusta was head-hunted by a fellow acting star irma davies, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Likely future film roles are said to include a fashion model who is unable to understand roman numerals.

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or any semblance of charm, Augusta constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Augusta Stafford was born witless in 1902, to parents Erik and Betty Stafford.


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With a nice chianti Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 7th February 2025, 22:00




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