Avis Newton (whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Fred and Therese Newton. Avis - one of fifteen equally famous siblings - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. Likely future film roles are said to include a talented electrician who is unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series.
On new year's eve, 2020, Avis was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a producer Mary Mejia, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off someone else's comb.
Without a reality to call his own, Avis is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.
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