Benjamin Bolton

The wonderful Benjamin Bolton (one of four equally famous siblings) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate abusive and self-harming parents Steven and Tiffany Bolton. Hoping for a bright future, Benjamin is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Benjamin is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Benjamin hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a naive journalist and a postman. On 4th July, 1972, Benjamin was uncovered, while working the streets, by hook-handed-producer Jeanette Suarez, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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