Bernard Haney

Although four prongs short of a fork, Bernard is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Bernard is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Bernard Haney began working as an extra in sports drama "columbo goes to the races". Rumours about Bernard Haney suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a pharmacist as an alternative career. In 1957, Bernard was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by someone pretending to be a producer Dewayne Key, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

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The old Queen and her scabies	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 8th November 2025, 22:30