Bertha Clay

Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Bertha showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave. Bertha Clay began working life as a plain-speaking vet, and later joined a group who climbed trees in their youth, only to later discover that that was a pretty stupid thing to do. On new year's eve, 1953, Bertha was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Caroline McCarthy while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Bertha hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a chef.


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