The thinnest item that is Bertram Maynard
Likely future film roles are said to include an egotistical astronomer. On new year's eve, 1953, Bertram was first employed, while begging for pennies, by hook-handed-talent scout Albert Pineda while picking up litter as part of his parole terms.
Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Bertram discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe. Bertram Maynard began his career as "chicken wing number two" in the kfc advert that brought down Colonel Sanders.
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