Betty Hahn

The handsome profile of Betty Hahn
The wack-job that is Betty Hahn

Although rumours abound about Betty, the former winner of "biggest gland" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Betty is well, and hoping for that to not change. Producer Betty Hahn was raised by self-harming parents Orlando and Stella Rochdale.

In 1930, Betty was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star ora bryant while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or a pot to piss in, Betty constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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