Bruce Church

The handsome profile of Bruce Church
The wack-job that is Bruce Church

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: distance makes the heart grow fonder. Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a designer plague Bruce, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Bruce constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world.

On an auspicious day in 1995, Bruce was first employed, while begging for pennies, by agent, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Bruce Church started work as a lame judgepart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08.


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Capture my 'nads Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 8th February 2025, 19:30




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