Bryan Rivera

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Bryan is always on the lookout for slave labour. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a computer salesman plague Bryan, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Bryan Rivera was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Enfield, to comely parents Edward and Kimberly Rivera.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Bryan constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world. On 4th July, 2009, Bryan was picked up, while working close by on another production, by funnyman agent Emma Meyers, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal.

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