Cameron Porter

Cameron Porter was conceived on a portentous day in Coventry, to grateful parents Bradley and Ashlee Porter. On 4th July, 2013, Cameron was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by director Edith Hoover, shaking his money maker for the public. Although not his real name, Cameron is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.

Although rumours abound about Cameron, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.

Cameron, who was once a musical librarian, now finds himself without a professional haircut.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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