Chase Cruz

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Chase is looking for any way out of the current situation. Chase - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia.

On 4th July, 2010, Chase was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by hook-handed-director Rosa Cabrera, while holding down another job as an up-and-coming postman.

Chase hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a jocular traffic warden and an astronomer. The amazing Chase Cruz was raised by parents Otis and Staci Greenwich.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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